Kanye West’s chain of havoc did not end with last week’s intrusion on God when he claimed that “[God] had a good thing going but [Kanye] thought that Sega had the best Genesis.” The rap sensation’s rampage reached new heights when he interrupted President Barack Obama during deliberation on the H.R. 3200 in the Senate today.
“Alright Mr. President,” West was quoted as saying, “I think that you got a good thing goin’ here and I’m going to let you finish your address to the Senate here in a sec,’ but I just think that we have one of the best health cares in the world. That’s just my personal opinion, Obama, just my opinion.”
Baffling Homeland Security, West somehow got past security and onto the main floor of the Senate sporting Timberlands and obnoxiously large shades. After wrenching the microphone from the podium that President Obama was using, West summed up a lot of what seems to be the common sentiment of what a large percentage of Americans nationwide have dubbed “Obamacare.”
Obama commented later today on the untimely intrusion in his press conference. “I’m going to put it plain and simple. There are dumb people out there, and Kanye is one of them. He is a conceited idiot, plain and simple. My plan of health care is going to help millions. Give them hope. That’s what we need. Hope. Change. Yes we can… yes we can.”
After the C-SPAN video spread like wildfire via YouTube, strong proponents of both sides have now gathered in demonstration. On one end of the spectrum are millions of uninsured Americans. Opposite of them are millions of insured Americans and already growing taxes with hard times ahead. Liberals are calling conservatives conceited prudes. Conservatives are crucifying liberals as we speak on make-shift crosses contrived of old GM car frames.
One political analyst summarized the situation as “an epic war of the ages. On one side, you have conservatives headed by Kanye West who, just the week before, 100% of all Republicans agreed was an idiot. On the other side you have proponents of government controlled health care fueled by new followers such as Taylor Swift and God.”
Despite all of the chaos, one thing can be concluded, health care is an issue and is here to stay. For more information on the health care issue, visit the White House website. Every citizen has a duty to educate themselves on the current issues at hand that are wreaking chaos on society. To help curve the spike in Kanye West intrusions plaguing America, take the Facebook quiz “When will Kanye West interrupt you?” Thus, you will be able to pinpoint the precise moment he will pop up within 86% accuracy (figures from Homeland Security).