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Top Ten ways to recover after 9th week

Alex Clerc

10. Kill two birds with one stone: fall asleep in your shower.

9. Try to go a day without using a computer. Seriously, try it!

8. Perform the classic Nintendo cycle - beat Metroid, Zelda, and all three Mario games in one sitting (mega-props if done blindfolded).

7. Lake Melton again! - but only this Saturday, November 3rd between 11 a.m. and 5 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

6. Give your RA the Flipside special - tape everything to the ceiling (and I mean EVERYTHING).

5. Steal all of your friends’ stress busters from the learning center, and connect them all together into a super giant stress buster…and bust some super stress!

4. 48 straight hours of Guitar Hero… or learn how to play a “real” guitar.

3. Take a relaxing bath in a tub of non-Newtonian fluid.

2. Enjoy the “picnic” that is 10th week.

1. Forget the 2048 oz. Mountain Dew... Go with a 2048 of Natty Ice.