Top Ten rejections from Rose girls

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10. Yeah, so I only have four hours of free time a week and you’re like a zero credit hour class.

9. I can’t go out tonight, we’re waiting in line for “Halo 3” to come out!

8. I’m sorry, but you’re a Star Wars geek, and I’m a Trekkie. We’re just not compatible.

7. You’re an engineering physics major? What are you gonna do with that? (four majors down, ten to go)

6. I’m not too big on threesomes... you, me, and Maple... it just doesn’t work for me.

5. A date Friday night? I’d rather take my Con Apps test… without a calculator… in Swahili.

4. I like athletes, but the Nerd Run never has, nor ever will be, an Olympic event.

3. You may have Rose goggles, but I don’t.

2. You know the line “The odds are good, but the goods are odd?” Yeah, that was about you…

1. I’d rather date a St. Mary of the Woods guy.