“If you’re man enough to chew, you’re man enough to swallow.”
— Dr. Stienstra, who’s certainly man enough
“Get to know how to confidently sex these organisms.”
— Dr. Coppinger, confident in his ability to sex
“Don’t mate dead flies. They won’t mate no matter how hard you try.”
— Dr. Coppinger, who tried really hard
“Math is cute, especially calculus. It’s the cutest.”
— Dr. Galinaitis, coming out of the closet with his crush on calculus
“I think everyone is really lucky at something. It just might be something not so great, like you might be that one person who gets that really rare disease.”
— Dr. Evans
“Legos suck now”
— Dr. Butske, beginning a graph theory unit
“100 squared…that’s like infinity.”
— Dr. Leader, doing squares in his head
“Take the pills...”
— Dr. McInerney, explaining the best way to start a problem
“Brian looks like ... I’m smoking dope up here.”
— Dr. Mellor
“You should target for 90%... 91% is too much.”
— Dr. Song, setting the bar a little bit lower
“I feel like I’m passing out smut.”
— Dr. House, in his popular Rhetoric of Porno class