Wacky Prof Quotes

“Otherwise you could have testicles in your neck or something.”- Dr. Anthony, on keeping sperm viable

“Kids are hard, you have to like... keep them watered.”- Dr. Evans

“Software people are not really disciplined... look at how they dress.” - Dr. Song, dishin’ out a sweet burn

“Childbirth, let’s think about it…well, not in too much detail.” - Dr. Cunningham, who has childbirth on the brain

“What’s the catastrophic event? The baby comes out!” - Dr. Cunningham, who really has childbirth on the brain

“I want to kill everyone who works at Maple!” - Dr. Brian, on having to capitalize the “VectorCalculus” command

“Even when we teach it, we still have trouble doing it.” - Dr. Lugenbiehl, on kama sutra

“Yeah, it was either Minnesota or Canada... one state or the other. Don’t write that down.” - Dr. Evans (it was Canada)

“We use jargon for job security; it’s so no one knows what we’re talking about.” - Dr. Song, on transmitting ASCII over an RS232-conforming serial connection

“Let’s just sit around and call each other crazy bitches.” - Dr. Williams, in her ‘Literature for Crazy Bitches’ class