Wacky prof quotes

“Is anybody comfortable with touching their own feces?” - Dr. Clark, who (thank God) doesn’t teach a lab



“This is how I prep for class” - Dr. Lugenbiehl with children’s books



“If it’s a spaceship or something where you don’t care if people die because they work for the government…” - Dr. Ferro, on factors of safety



“You can use your right hand for everything” - Dr. Mellor



“There’s some really good looking guys at Rose” - Dr. Lugenbiehl. And yes, he means you.



“You don’t want your pumps to suck” - Dr. Artigue on why DePauw-made pumps aren’t so good



“That’s what we need a class in here: committing the perfect crime” - Dr. Stienstra



“That’s right, I’m a doctor. I can write prescriptions” - Dr. Chambers



“This is where Columbus falls off the earth, and this is where the fire god lives.” - Dr. Mellor, who buys Dr. Chamber’s “prescriptions”



“I may be weird but I’m not alone.” - Dr. Clifton. And yes, he means you.



“Two hands make the job go faster” - Dr. Broughton