Meles’ scathing reproach of the week

All right Rose-Hulman, you’re pissing me off. I thought we were in this together. I write a funny question, you send me funny answers, I print them in the paper. Bump, set, spike. But I guess you had better things to do this week.

That’s why I, Aaron Meles, hereby declare that I [censored] [censored] Rose-Hulman and everybody who goes to this skull-[censored] school. You all can go [censored] a pig. And if you’re a girl and have a hot dog bun, you can go get [censored] by a pig, a big turgid [censored]-covered pig with a corkscrew-shaped hot dog.