Wacky prof quotes

“I haven’t got the balls to challenge that right now, so yeah!” - Dr. Mellor



“I was simply reading scripture by candlelight last night.” - Dr. Casey, upon being asked about where he was during the Baltimore Ravens game the previous night



“They already had their National Sex Day! You missed it, man!” - Dr. Casey, on sexy Russian holidays



“Archeologists are garbage collectors with PhDs” - Dr. Clarke, totally dissing Indiana Jones



“I submit to you that a beautiful burger is not unlike a beautiful paragraph” - Dr. Minster, who really needs to stop skipping lunch



“When I was in grad school, I had two step kids and no money. Why couldn’t I have had no step kids and two money?” - Dr. Thom