Matt Melton and Molly Gillam

Staff Writers



10. Seeing a Lamborghini during homecoming and knowing it’s an alumni’s



9. Dreaming about sitting behind a desk wearing glasses, a pocket protector, and suspenders with high-waters everyday for the rest of our lives!



8. Being able to see the bonfire burning from across campus…or across Terre Haute…or in the International Space Station



7. Seeing A’s on your first tests and thinking “this isn’t so bad...” (Give it two more weeks, freshmen)



6. Looking at Purdue and thinking with horror “that could have been me!”



5. You could easily get a double major in procrastination, but it might take five years



4. Someday, we can be the bosses of your lazy friends from high school….hold on, weren’t we always the lazy kids in high school?



3. With 80 percent men in an engineering school of about 1700 students, you know there’s got to be at least seven decent single guys out there. With 20 percent women in an engineering school of... wait, that just sucks.



2. The Omnipresent Taco Bell Run! Uphill both ways! Into the dark abyss of Terre Haute, in three feet of snow in the searing heat of August, through hurricane winds in the middle of tornadoes while Woodsies eagerly pursue your vehicle…



1. When things get tough, the man’s got ya down, and you just don’t think you can do it, remember… you can always be a civil!

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