“I am God, I define this [eraser] as a centimeter.”

— Dr. Bunch, always drawing to scale. His scale.

“What would your chromosomes be like if you didn’t see this stuff?”

— Dr. Galinaitis on the superiority of RHIT students chromosomes. Or lack thereof...

“I should find all of your Calc I professors and shoot them!”

— Dr. Holden, who just doesn’t like the Calc I professors. They stole his abaccus. Meanies...

“You got 2 vectors, Mike and John here, and they walk into a bar...”

— Dr. Galinaitis, master mathematics storyteller.

“What’s doping? That has many contexts, I grew up in the 60s and know all about that.”

— Dr. Bunch, who just explained why he made the eraser comment.

“Ask your father about that. He’ll probably hit you for that.”

— Dr. Sanders, always ready to nominate his students for old school punishment.

“That’s when I knew I was doomed to be an engineering professor: when I floated my rubber ducky under the water”

— Dr. Thom, sharing a tender moment about his lost childhood. Touching.