Top Ten ways Rose kicks us in the ...

10. You walk in your room to find 2000 pounds of jello on your bed and four freshmen apologizing because they thought you were Tim.

9. You finally get to relax with some good old fashioned IM’s – except they’ve been rained out four out of the five weeks. Who wants to try indoor Softball next year?

8. Two tests, two homework assignments, a quiz, lab write-up, blah blah blah insert your specific class requirement here, and your girlfriend thinks you’re cheating on her because you don’t spend any time with her.

7. You try to write a joke about Hertz, but everyone who knew him graduated a long ago. Next Flipside celebrity: Ryland Hayes!

6. Mid-term break time! Unfortunately, break is short for Brutally Reaming you with Extra Assignments Kindly. Spring break 2008 forever!

5. Your laptop, not wanting to ruin your game of Dota, instead commits Seppuku while working on your Senior Design project that’s due Monday morning. And no, IAIT does not do house calls.

4. You pull an all-nighter studying for the Fluids test, only to get to M Sys and learn Fluids is next Friday. M Sys is this Friday.

3. You finish your ten-page research paper only to discover it’s not supposed to be double spaced.

2. Rose Superflu! A cross hybrid of the common cold and our shattered hopes and dreams of an easy spring quarter. And it lasts until summer no matter what you do.

1. All your friends outside of Rose finished their finals this week. Those !@#$%^&*...