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Flipsideonomics: How Did Rose Spend its Slush Fund this Year?

Matt Melton

Humor Editor

Transactions performed above, around, and mostly under the tableAmount ($)
New signs for our building so...who gets lost on our campus? −5,000.00
Covering the difference in SGA's budget for next year (This one's real) −31,000.00
Revenue for renting out our souls facilities to the Colts 300,000.00
Expenditures resulting from the Colts being needier than a Rose Goddess −121,437.00
Profits from selling the leftover Colts stuff on Ebay (yay garbage picking!) 37,456.00
Money spent on 30 foot tall honeycombs so our parents will feel better −9,740.00
Ad money from playing hourly radio commercials on the honeycombs 47,100.00
Money funneled to the DOD for secret laboratory under Scum Pond −241,570.00
Covering the damage from the Femto-laser being pointed the wrong way $ Deming
Yearly total of fun with Slush Fund transactions-24,191.00