Wacky prof quotes

“If I controlled the world, I would have shut the Internet and cable television off around 4th hour.”

— Dr. Yoder, whose plans for world domination are suprisingly terrifying.

“I’m not whacking you guys with a ruler... I’ll bring in a machine gun.”

— Dr. Grimaldi, for whom I would be turning all of my homework in on time.

“Put it on his tombstone ‘He finally found his homework’.”

— Dr. Throne, ECE teacher by day, tombstone graffiti artist by night.

“I’m not seenil...senile...”

— Dr. Gibson...of course you’re not...Security, we have a suspicious figure roaming the halls of Moench...

“That’s usually a problem, when you see a set of instructions that start with ‘First, bend over...’”

— Dr. House, describing the instructions for most Rose labs.

“This is a constrained function. Can anyone tell me what constrained means? If you’re into S&M, it means tied down… If you’re not, forget I said that.”

— Dr. Holden on constrained functions and Freudian slips.

“Am I scaring females away from electrical engineering? Is it my fault?”

— Dr. Hoover, yes and maybe.