Top Ten things to do for Mom’s Day

10. Take her to a friendly poker game and show her how all those math classes are coming in handy.

9. Do NOT take her to any of the following places: around your dirty room, your dirty dishes, or your dirty laundry (see the word “filicide” in the dictionary).

8. The wedding reception! That’s gotta be sensitivity brownie points or something.

7. Take her to see “Once Upon a Mattress” while misconstruing what it’s really about on the way.

6. Go to the baseball game, because after the art tour and ABBE seminar, you know your dad is about ready to go crazy.

5. Somewhere that the rest of the mothers are at because it’s one of the few times the ratio is better than 1 to 4 on campus…

4. 16 player Halo Deathmatch! Just give your mom rockets, and she’ll be fine…

3. Ask your mom for help with your homework. “Okay mom, it’s a steady-state one-dimensional heat flow through an elliptical duct with a Grashof number of 4.56*10^9…”

2. Take her to Sonka’s! Play some Chandelier and relieve those old college days!

1. Taco Bell run at 2:55 a.m.! Wake her up! It’s an important part of the Rose-Hulman culture!