Wacky prof quotes

“On a few occasions I’ve threatened to put Dr. Song across my knee and spank him.”

— Dr. Hoover, whose remarks have been known to cause a few lawsuits.

“You have quivering lip syndrome? That’s ok, I have tissues.”

— Dr. Mr. DeVasher, the kindest, most caring prof at Rose. Dr. Mrs. DeVasher is so lucky.

“I’m thinking about switching to meth. It’s faster, cheaper and you can make it yourself for surprisingly little money.”

— Dr. Bryan, on coffee, entrepreneurship, and why he has two wacky prof quotes a week.

“If I can’t find a good pen, I’m canceling class.”

— Dr. Mr. DeVasher, my new first pick for every math class.

“I’ll give you permission to skip the rest of your classes.”

— Dr. Hoover. Thanks!