Wacky prof quotes

"If you were my age, you'd be dead!"

—Mr. Pete Gustafson, the wise sage of Rose-Hulman.

"This should make you want to rip your hair out. When you get to looking like me, stop."

—Dr. Massman, giving fashion and stress release tips at the same time.

"This is what a supercritical fluid looks like, it sits on the lab bench says things like 'you dress funny' and tells you that you're doing the lab wrong."

—Dr. Morris, with yet another reason I'm happy to be a Mechanical Engineer.

"That's kind of nice. It's painted like the sky...it's chlorine!"

—Dr. Thomas, having a moment of ADD.

"Good to know you guys have such lofty dreams of messing with people, driving a porche and eating ice cream."

—Dr. Mr. Devasher, on our generation. That's not true, we also aspire to beat Halo 3 on Legendary.

"Whose belch do I service first?"

—Dr. Hoover, apparently teaching Root Beer 101...Sign me up!

"Today we are going to talk about two things: Facebook and Spontaneous Human Combustion."

—Dr. House, for which I must say 'one of these things is not like the other...'"

"Oh, my bad, you're crying. Let me give some points" -- Dr. Mr. Devasher, the kind, caring, compassionate...Yeah...

"How can I make this harder?"

—Dr. Cornwell, with possibly the greatest 'your mother' joke ever.