Wacky Student-Professor Dialogue

(Sure, wacky quotes are funny, but wacky dialogue is the true path to Enlightenment.)

Prof. Taylor: “From the source and style of this essay, what can we determine about these authors?”
Student: “That they’re not so good with the ladies?”

Student: “What spot am I?”
Prof. Bowden: “Fourth.”
Student: “So how many people go before me?”