Wacky Prof Quotes

“The number one anagram of ‘Rose-Hulman’ is ‘human loser’.”

- Dr. Tom



“Married people do date... you just have a limited choice of who you go out with.” - Dr. Bremmer



“First lesson for today, don’t get fat.” - Dr. Lugenbiehl, who teaches by example



“Would you grow hair in the afterlife?” - Dr. Lugenbiehl, on the need for barbers in Heaven



“I dream I’m Hitler.” - Dr. Lugenbiehl, on reincarnation



“A baby is just a highly regulated tumor” - Dr. Anthony, who has procreation down to a science



“The prime ages have been good to me.” - Dr. Evans, who can’t wait for her 7,919th birthday