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College Survivor: Rose vs. Purdue

Following last week’s poison ivy debacle(leaves of three, let them be, not drink like tea!), Purdue attempts to regain what’s left of its settlement…and dignity. Rose’s Overt Underground Catapulter of Humans (OUCH) turned out to be more accurate than previously thought, gently returning the Purdue ambush team on top of their base via airmail. The Purdue ladies, however, were allowed, even encouraged, to remain at Rose’s site, although communication between the Purdue women and Rose men has been stutter-filled at best. Meanwhile, the members of Team Rose put the final touches on their in-ground pool, complete with water slide and coconut bar. Their next project is building a racquetball court, which should start next week. There had been talks about building Broadband Internet access, but the producers decided against it, as it would cause the Rose team to become hermits inside their tiki huts.