Wacky prof quotes

“I’m only visiting. I’m not human in the eyes of the Institute.”

—Dr. Bowman, whom apparently is either a robot or an alien.

“How many unknowns do we have?... 3. How many equations do we have?... 2. So we screwed!”

—Dr. Gibson, telling his class the sad, sad truth.

“That’s because you poop your diapers.”

—Dr. Mr. DeVasher, with the ultimate reason for something.

“I can draw pictures on here that rivals anything you see in Halo 3.”

—Dr. Bryan, master marker board artist.

“There’s a squirrel. It looks like pi. It’s a pi-squirrel. And because it’s green, it only eats key-lime pie.”

—Dr. Minster, helping us celebrate Pi Day with some important Pi Day information.

“I keep looking at you and am having collisions in the hashtable of my brain with Jimmy Neutron.”

—Dr. Bowman, telling her favorite students how much she loves them.

“What? Why? Why does it do that? Why does it go to sleep? I need sleep? You are a computer! You need electricity! You have that! WAKE UP! ”

—Dr. Mr. Devasher, giving it to his not voice-activated computer.

“You can’t wear fleece and flash gang signs. That’s just a general rule.”

—Dr. Minster, on fashion faux pas for gangsters.

“As ChemE’s, we’ve learned that size matters.”

—Dr. Artigue, with another attack of the Freudian slip.