Top Ten Top Ten’s that should not be done

15. Top Ten Your Mother Jokes

14. Top Ten Reasons the Top Ten’s Have More Than Ten Entries

13. Top Ten Reasons to Switch to (pick your poison: Purdue, DePauw, Civil Engineering…)

12. Top Ten Campus Health Code Violations

11. Top Ten Make-out Spots on Campus

10. Top Ten Ways to Sneak Alcohol During Class

9. Top Ten Casseroles to Bake on the Weekend

8. This One

7. Top Ten Reasons to Convert to Scientology

6. Top Ten ################### On Campus

5. Top Ten Ways to Break it to Your Boyfriend You’re Pregnant

4. Top Ten Reasons to Lake Me

3. Top Ten Ways to Club a Baby Seal

2. Top Ten Reasons We Need Co-ed Rooms (…wait, that should be done…)

1. Top Ten Best Ways to Prank Erik Hayes (to be immediately followed by Top One Reason I Got Fired as an RA)