Wacky prof quotes

“I sit down with a big glass of gin and mark it all right.”

—Dr. Kirtley, whom I will now be taking for all my Physics classes.

“Last quarter, I was called stupid and dumb. That’s who I am. There’s nothing I can do about that.”

—Dr. Mohan, on how not to do your class evaluations.

“We can’t kill entropy babies. The second law of thermodynamics is also an ethical one or else we kill entropy babies.”

—Dr. Thom, this probably sounds horribly to people who don’t understand it, doesn’t it?

“There’s a lot of screwing on the line.”

—Dr. Stienstra, on the lovely problems with factory work.

“You lay concrete. You pour bourbon.”

—Dr. McKinney, discussing the finer details of being a civil.

“These aren’t separable, at least not legally. Then again you can do whatever you want on paper. Reminds me of my marriage. It’s getting hot in here, where are my children”

—Dr. Butske, on...I don’t even know.