Wacky prof quotes

“I don’t want them banning boredom because I like teaching.”

—Dr. Stienstra, worrying about his job security.

“Okay, so tomorrow we will talk about how to murder someone effectively.”

—Dr. Butske. I don’t think I should harass him right here. Not a good idea.

“Like a pig on ice, it just doesn’t do what you want it to do.”

—Dr. Moloney, making really good points with even more confusing comparisons.

“He has something like necrophilia, some people call it.”

—Dr. Joenathan. I believe “Narcolepsy” is the disease you were looking for…

“Other students are missing, I hope they are sick”

—Dr. Radu, wishing her students well as always.

“I will fail you all if that shows up in the paper. Haha. I’ll be working at Friday’s but you’ll all be taking Stats again.”

—Dr. Mr. Devasher, with the best threat/consequence realization combo ever.