Wacky Prof Quotes

“Other students are missing, I hope they are sick”

—Dr. Radu commenting on class attendance

“Sandwich Theorem for Sequences is like when the lower piece of bread goes to your mouth and the higher piece of bread goes to your mouth, so does the cheese.”

—Dr. Dziubek on how tasty sequences can be

“You can see the lovely boobies on display… maybe give them a feel.”

—Dr. Inlow, just itching for a sexual harassment suit.

“It wasn’t on purpose, it was just designed that way.”

—Dr. Vaughen trying to confuse his students….

“Sorry I’m late today guys, I was shutting down my computer and got one of those ‘Now installing update #1 of 14... bazillion.’ Then it got stuck on #3 for the past 6 hours.”

—Dr. Anthony for whom telling time never has made much sense

“It was a onetime thing; I was really drunk... Wait, what was I talking about?”

—Dr. Mike DeVasher, who might still be

“I don’t like when you do math in your heads. That’s what calculators are for.”

—Dr. Berry, changing the rules.