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Wacky prof quotes

The Rose Thorn

“If this one is positive, what happens? It blows up.” - Dr. Shibberu, making Math fun and dangerous.

“Don’t worry, this is Japanese class. It’s always okay to lie.”- Dr. Hirotani, explaining the perks of Japanese class.

“Always blame the woman.”- Dr. Radu, speaking of the fastest ways to be single.

“Doesn’t that just make you want to drop this course and take up Civi---Or I mean some other Engineering” - Dr. Hoover, giving it to the Civilis like a Flipside writer.

“Let’s say you’re shopping for a new car radio, and you have to go through a window first...” - Dr. Stienstra, on his favorite shopping habits.

“Of course the syllabus has been shot to hell. Woohoo! Cuss Words!” - Dr. DeVasher, having another exceptionally cheery Monday of class.

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