Wacky prof quotes

“Get as far away from here as possible and forget this place” - Dr. Wagner, on what to do over break.

“So...according to other faculty, Chapters 8 & 9 are not well written. So take good notes.”- Dr. Shibberu, giving good advice.

“It’s like when I tried to get you guys on drugs to see these streamlines.”- Dr. Richards, on a different kind of higher education.

“And then the monster takes the austenite out of the furnace and holds it at 400 degrees C for a long time” - Dr. Ferro, scaring the materials students again.

“In Terre Haute I get my thrill seeking by going to the barber shop” - Dr. Ferro, discussing the exciting life of Dr. Ferro

“I don’t feel that bad about lying to you” - Dr. Richards. Got to love the man’s honesty.

“Where’s the Hulman at? Maybe that’s what he told his friends after they hooked up” - Dr. Steinstra, loving our Cosmo Girl award like none other.

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