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Top Ten signs you spend too much time with girls

Matt Melton

12. You finally understand the purpose of exfoliating.

11. You’re planning to go shopping during the Super Bowl.

10. You know the difference between “McSteamy” and “McDreamy” in Grey’s Anatomy.

9. Facebook is now your homepage. (At least “what he tells his friends after you hook-up” isn’t on that frontpage…)

8. You can recognize a song from High School Musical…and you sing along.

7. You quit making “Your Mom” jokes.

6. You told one of your friends his basketball shorts don’t match his shirt, followed by “do you have any in purple?”

5. “No beer” you say, “give me wine!”

4. You’ve replaced “brother hugs it out!” with “girls hold hands and jump up and down like little school girls!”

3. You’ve read something in a Cosmo other than the cover model.

2. You made a Wal-Mart run specifically for 3 different forms of chocolate…or tampons.

1. You start going to the guy’s bathroom in groups of three.