Top Ten random thoughts...?

14. Is this what happens when I run out of Top Ten ideas? Yes. I apologize. Blame Canada.

13. What happened to Hertz? And where are my Cheetos?

12. Where are my pants?

11. Gummi Bears make good slingshot ammo. Speed does not make a good target. (Too many big windows)

10. Are people not sending in wacky prof quotes, or are profs not being wacky enough?

9. I need to take EM549, Rocketry and Projectiles, so next time someone sarcastically says “What are you, a rocket scientist?” I can reply: “Yes. Yes I am."

8. What’s the best invention before sliced bread? When was sliced bread invented? Why is everything the greatest invention since sliced bread even though there have been much better inventions since sliced bread? How many times can I say sliced bread in one entry sliced bread?

7. I lost the game. Game on. If you don’t know what that means, Wikipedia “The Game” and spread the love.

6. TBR run. Right now.

5. American Gladiators is the greatest TV show since sliced br….wait a second…

4. Derka-derka, I claim shenanigans, and this…is…the most overused movie line since “Hello, Clarice.”

3. This is where I parked my car!

2. Laking is officially on off-season until April. Sometime in May, I think I’ll challenge everyone to lake me. And a friendly reminder: Icing is not a school tradition.

1. Why are the lines “What he tells his friends after you hook-up”, “50 ways to get sexy hair,” and “5 moves to a hotter body” on Rose’s homepage? And where can I get those lists?