Wacky prof quotes

“Everything changes when you drop acid.” - Dr. Stienstra, enjoying his half engineering, half Freudian slips.

“I did draw these all ass-backwards, didn’t I?” - Dr. Gibson, at least noticing after the fact

“I spent half an hour trying to get the class to see the connection between condoms and the Ford Pinto.” - Dr. Luegenbiehl, on obviously related issues

“This is the kind of thing that turns me on about Maple” - Dr. Carlson, who is never lonely

“I was reading this great article…I can’t remember what it was about…oh yeah, it was about memory loss.” - Dr. Luegenbiehl...what were we going to say here?

“If everyone in the world is against you, you can count on your dog to be loyal to you - unless he has rabies.” - Dr. Gibson, always looking on the bright side of life

“Is there theatrics enough, do I need to throw an expletive?” - Dr. Downing, looking to add some flair to his lectures

“70’s - great music - you won’t live throught that... because they banned hallucinogens.” - Dr. Stientstra, on why our generation cant compete with the 70’s

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