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Top ten Dad’s Day activities

Matt Melton

Go out to eat somewhere nice and give your stomach some decontamination time.

Show him the new Wal-Mart and all the wonderful things you’d have if only someone would buy them for you.

Take him to the poker tournament, but make sure he pays you the $25 buy-in.

After he beats you in poker, teach him about laking. First-hand.

Spend some time teaching him why DePauw sucks and Purdon’t isn’t much better.

Play WOW with your dad! 40 man raid on the mighty Grobbulus!

Have him help with your homework. He’s got to know about Quantization, Discrete Fourier Series, The Loop Quantum Gravity Theorem…

Remind him why he’s paying $40,000 a year for you to go here by beating him 15-1 and 15-2 in Racquetball.

Halo LAN with the floor and their dads! I can’t wait to scream “My dad stuck your dad!”

Give him a little tour of the campus to prove why “the odds are good, but the goods are odd.”
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