Top Ten Reasons You’re at the Right Place

You were hired by Microsoft so you would quit hacking them.

You’ve ever tried heating a plastic bottle using the Ideal Gas Law.

You know a formula for calculating π, or you know π or e past fifteen digits, or you’ve written the first 5139 digits of it all over campus.

Your room is commonly mistaken for a Mountain Dew storage facility.

You firmly believe that six hours is an amazing night of sleep.

Your backyard creations have been investigated by the FAA, NASA, SPUR, or the local PTA.

Your personal computer’s storage space is described using Petabytes.

You cite Wikipedia.org in all your research papers.

You’re suing Weird Al because “White and Nerdy” is an unauthorized biography of your life.

You can explain the fundamental theorem of calculus, the loop quantum gravity theorem, and Electromagnetakinetistatical fields, but you don’t know what an illegal procedure is in football.