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Free Snakes on a Plane: the RPG campaign!

Gregory Weir

Note: This campaign requires the base SOAP: RPG rules, available by Googling “Snakes on a Plane RPG.” Recommended rules modification: Instead of rolling a bunch of six-sided dice for an action, roll one ten-sided die. If it is less than or equal to the stat’s rank, you succeed. If it’s greater than the stat’s rank, it’s a snake! The probability works better this way. Setting: A Boeing 737 bound from the Bahamas to Florida. The flight is short. One of the tourists aboard is an accountant for a major gasoline company. The company, afraid of an investigation by the FCC, have replaced all the luggage in the plane with snakes by hiring dishonorable ninja. One of the ninja is still aboard. Special Rules: The ninja is a non-player-character who moves through the cabin, dealing double-bladed death to all he encounters. He starts with all stats at 9, but rolls to perform actions and experiences snakes as player characters do. The game master controls the ninja.