Top 10 reasons not to give up yet

Graduation parties are awesome… but not if you fail. Then you’re just sad.

Because…this… is… ROSE! Not Purdon’t. Not MITe Graduate. (I definitely should have stopped that one at Purdon’t…or maybe the “300” reference…)

Chicks and dudes dig winners. So save your dating life and keep fighting!

If tomorrow you start playing “Halo” or “WoW” 21/7 (gotta sleep once in a while), you may get tired of it by July. Maybe.

Hertz didn’t give up…is Hertz better than you?

Quitting now results in roughly a 20 percent reduction in G.P.A., resulting in an average salary decrease of 20 percent. Also, 14 percent of the time, my statistics aren’t made up all of the time.

Calculating tuition costs, quitting now results in you wasting roughly $30,800. That’s gotta be a record.

If we all stopped pulling all-nighters, we would single-handedly cause Monster’s sales to drop 10 percent.

It said not to on the sidewalk. Are you arguing with the sidewalk?

Because then the terrorists win.