Top 10 Rose Presidents

Albert Einstein. Time Dilation, Twin Paradox Theorem, let’s face it: this guy is the closest to solving the whole time-space continuum thing, and that means more sleep!

Aristotle. Don’t like your homework? Learn how to talk your way out of it. Better yet, learn how to convince your teacher homework doesn’t even exist!

Nikolai Tesla. Theoretically, Unified Field Theorem could be used to solve ANY homework problem. The equation(s?) would be a page long…but so are M-Sys solutions.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Rose will never be the same once the governator becomes the Enginator! First task: Learning how to spell it!

Hitch. You thought helping that one guy from the movie was hard? We got guys that make him look like Brad Pitt with his shirt off in Troy!

The Mario Brothers. Never take a cold shower again!

Pac-Man. I shouldn’t have to explain this one. It’s Pac-Man. Who doesn’t like Pac-Man? (Anyone who just raised their hand needs to transfer to DePauw)

Master Chief. Saving the universe from the Covenant is nice, but can he save the engineers from eternal geekdom? At least the guys?

The Kool-Aid Man. Kool-Aid all the time? Oh yeah. Kool-Aid parties in tropical locations? Oh yeah. Holes in every wall that the Civils will have to fix? OH YEAH!!!

ROFLCOPTER. Think about it. ROFL, ROFL, ROFL...