Wacy prof quotes

“We’re electrical engineers; we get off on calculations.”

-Prof. Ferguson, telling too much



“Moving on. All the smart-ass answers are accounted for now.”

-Prof. Carvill, cutting down on stupidity



“There aren’t many places you can fork a child and have it not be a bad thing.”

-Prof. Merkle, who forks children



“It could be when the first Dairy Queen opened.”

-Prof. Ferguson, on the beginning of time



“No... rub-a-dub-dub. ... Are you three going to get into the tub?”

-Prof. Bagert, asking awkward questions



“It’s not like we’re genetically engineering rabbits with wings that spit butyric acid out of their mouths.”

-Prof. Coppinger, looking on the bright side