Gakubowski vs. Gaku-bot-ski

The day after a 3.53 nanofurlong wavelength a natural satellite was visible for 1.786 centifortnights, a confrontation on the scale of King Leonidas I versus Xerxes I of Persia commenced. An exact location for this confrontation was 2531 or 489 digits of π (assuming Times New Roman 68 point font) from the source of this multiple Pulitzer Prize winning document. To ensure that there wouldn’t be any interference of the outside world said conflict proceeded exactly at 6:11 ante meridiem on day for Saturn.

The initial conflict was over the use of a device that created Inside-Outside boy. A stalemate was determined to be the outcome of this conflict, when the state-mandated physical activity (that didn’t require any direct supervision or shelter) was brought to an end. This truce almost became permanent when the two parties ceased to reside in the same hectare.

A dependence on foreign oil to facilitate the movement of one of the individuals caused him to move to Qatar. This allowed for the other individual to expand outward in all directions without fear of the confrontation.

When said expansion only proceeded in a radial manner, [the rate of expansion depended on 12 independent variables (to be fair there were many times of negative expansion)] a telegram was delivered to residence of the individual who didn’t require oil to facilitate his movements. The message read, “You must get out of the Ag State or suffer the consequences.” The initials of J.G. appeared at end of the obsolete means of personal communication. Jearld Gakobowski scoffed at such threat that had a nonbinding consequenceability. He proceeded at his daily life of teaching young Sun Devils without worry.

Around two hundred and fifty five minutes after the telegram was delivered, the author of said telegram rolled his tires to the address on the telegram. Much to his chagrin the person from whom the telegram was delivered to wasn’t at his place of residence. In frustration he proceeded to put a thermonuclear device in a conventional oven of the person from whom he wrote the telegram to. Jearld Gakobotski then left Jerald Gakobowski’s place of residence with a trigger mechanism in his upper right carbon fiber appendage.

Unfortunately for Gakobotski, Gakobowski decided to visit the erosion caused by the Colorado River for his post meridemic activity. The temperature of the city, in which Jerald Gakobowski resided, was raised to a staggering 451ºF after the thermonuclear device was detonated. This was amounted to an increase of 31ºF! Jerald Gakobowski wouldn’t stand for such an increase, thus he moved to higher ground. Jerald Gakobotwski, who was convinced that he had destroyed his adversary, was horrified when he discovered of the change of residence of said adversary.

These events lead to the confrontation that was mentioned in the start of this article. After Gakobowski went on his daily count of the entire dendrological growth on our campus, like yah do, he proceeded to return to the location where he left his mode of transportation. When he was in Peyton Manning football throwing distance of his mode of transportation, his adversery returned. Gakobotski had one laser rocket arm pointed to Gakobowski’s hydrogen carbon consuming vehicle, and the other pointed at Gakobowski. This caused Gakbowski to jump at a forty five degree angle exactly at a force of 3100 KN. Unaware of such a leaping ability, Gakobotski could only stare with his two red eyes in awe. Before any physical harm could be done by other adversary Gakobuwski said the following, “Robot Dr. G you can just park your car at the other ‘Reserved for the President of RHIT’ sign.”