“I know that I have cultural prejudices. Now get the horse penis out of my face.”

-Prof. Minster, on... um... horse penises



“I don’t like to shower down in the SRC. It’ll just make the other men feel bad.”

-Prof. Sanders, on dimensional analysis



“Now, could someone with less facial hair please answer the question?”

-Prof. Merkle, on how to argue with a bearded man



“Everything is fancy.”

-Prof. Granieri, on correct equations



“Why go for partially illegible when you can go for fully illegible?”

-Prof. Moloney, on his handwriting



“You could try recreational drugs, though.”

-Prof. Clifton, on learning styles



“Here’s your bouncing baby buffalo.”

-Prof. Minster, on buffalonic reproduction



“Little quantum jollies.”

-Prof. Bunch, on the joy of the lensmaker’s equation