I have problems counting to ten sometimes. Like when I’m writing these.
I wrote the “Top ten reasons to lake someone” despite never laking or being laked by anyone.
Editor: I don’t like him. He’s looks a little funny. And he kinda smells…
We need a good scandal. Fire me and let the protesting begin!
I think everyone is sick of jokes about CSs. Or Civils. Or Purdue. Or girls. But not DePauw!
I repeatedly insist that we do a Flipside entirely in Spanglish. Es would be awesomo!
These lists are turned in later than Custer’s reinforcements… and my editor wants the same fate for me, minus the glory part. Sadistic? I think so…
My fan base is in the… ones. You rock, Molly!
“Top ten reasons video games are better than girls.” Editor: Actually, I forgive the kid for this one. He just really needs a date.
I have never written a top-ten without mentioning Mountain Dew, World of Warcraft, or Halo.
Top ten reasons I should be fired
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