Wacky Prof Quotes

“No one asks me what the ‘L’ stands for. It stands for ‘Lovable.’”

-Prof. L. Wayne Sanders



“Yesterday was beautiful. Today is beautiful, and we should all be happy because we’re all beautiful.”

-Prof. Livesay, keeping it positive



“Women and children get in the boats first. Guys, you swim back to England.”

-Prof. Brophy, on sexism



“That’s an indication that the instructor is not good, ... and should throw himself off of a cliff somewhere.”

-Prof. Merkle, on invalid arguments



“Now if this were a real biology class...”

-Prof. Rogge, on Punnet squares



“Hey, look at me, I like waffles.”

-Prof. House, giving résumé advice



“At the party, students will be told who they will be sleeping with.”

-Prof. Broughton, making arrangements



“Go to Wal-Mart and try to choke a grandmother’s child.”

-Prof. Brophy, endorsing felonious assault