New clubs in works

This just in! After talking with some major players around campus, I have the 411 on new clubs that you should definitely look out for during the Activities Fair come next fall. Among the most popular and certainly most promising-amid the ever-changing and expansion of clubs on campus-are the Procrastinators, Club for Anti-Social Thespians (CAST, a spin-off group of the Rose Drama Club), and the Camouflage Group.

After putting this article off until this past month, I was only able to leave a message for the up-and-coming President of The Procrastinators; our meetings keep getting postponed.

The soon-to-be Secretary for CAST sent me an invite to one of the club’s meetings, which was supposed to take place last Wednesday in the GM Room. Either it was cancelled or I went to the wrong room, because no one showed up. I was able to interview one of the members of the new club who provided great insight into its standing. “I haven’t gone to many of the meetings yet, but I still get notices. It is the only club that I know of that still informs you of club events and meetings which you don’t need to physically attend to still be considered a member,” commented Naked Girl Riding Fish in an aloof interview in the Quad last Thursday.

Finally, despite many rumors in the dark, I was able to confirm the existence of the Camouflage Group. All I’m willing to divulge is that classic green and black camo doesn’t work so well in the middle of Speed Lake.