Wacky Prof Quotes

“While you write this down I will try to install this monster.”

-- Prof. Radu, wrestling a projector



“So, if you know the coefficients, then you know y. Ah! I can’t spell coefficients; I don’t know why!”

-- Prof. Butske, punning



“Really. This is the sort of thing that gets number theorists excited.”

-- Prof. Holden, on the superior efficiency of Euclid’s algorithm