Top ten Valentines activities sans-significant-other

Play some Broomball on the ice.

Play “WOW” or “Halo 2.” All day. All night. (Why is this such a recurring entry?)

Homework… boo…

Steal your roommate’s candy.

Find another person without a significant other and hang out. You won’t even have to bring her candy like those other suckers. (Yet…)

Spend your money on yourself!

Watch “Terminator 2” instead of “Sleepless in Seattle” (or vice versa).

Polar bear wrestling on Speed Lake! Finally, something the Bears can win!

Spend some time pondering why this is the (Insert number, don’t lie) year in a row you’ve spent thinking of things to do on Valentines Day without a significant other…

Wait until the 15th and buy lots of chocolate cheaply…for yourself!