Superbowl leftovers recipe

Ingredients:

• 5/6 cup sour cream

• 2 tbsp dried out nacho cheese

• 1 cup ground tortilla and potato chips, mixed

• Ground beef that’s been sitting out for a week (as much as you can get)

• 1 Kool-Aid-dyed Honey Nut Cheerio from back of couch (preferably left by a small child)

• 93 drops of beer from nearly-empty cans in the trash

• 65 chewed-on pizza crusts



Bring 10 cups of water to a boil. Add ground beef, beer drops, and crusted nacho cheese. Stir until cheese softens. Add sour cream and stir until it dissolves.



Remove pot from heat, immediately adding ground chips. Do not stir! Top with the flavored Cheerio and serve immediately.



As a fun post-Superbowl game, compete to be the one who gets the Cheerio.



Serve with pizza crusts for dipping.



Serves two.