Wacky Prof Quotes

“It’s a great time and they bring you donuts and puppies come in.”

-- Prof. Rogge, on the FE exam



“Aren’t you guys proud of me? Just like you taught me! It only took me 6 weeks.”

-- Prof. Ferro, using DyKnow



“I’m going to have some coffee time now. I’m going to get to my happy place.”

-- Prof. Casey, self-medicating



“What gender is a current source? Well, it has an arrow, so I guess it is a man.”

-- Prof. Hoover, making the important decisions



“I have no idea what I’m doing; I’m sleep deprived.”

-- Prof. Casey, who knows how we feel



“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

-- Prof. Minster, teaching the important stuff



“I’m going to be so hot… I mean hot mathematically.”

-- Prof. Evans, making an important distinction



“Did you know there are two bones there?”

-- Prof. Ingram, discovering her forearm