Top ten ways to test the ice

Go curling! Wait a minute... Tell the freshmen to go curling!

Find a pledge that needs brownie points and inform him of a new way of mass advertising.

Buy a couple of Roombas from woot.com and send them out.

Find a real Rosie the elephant (save this one for Tuesday).

Begin practice for the newest Winter X-games sport: Winter Laking

Remember when your roommate put your desk on the raft? It’s karma.

Throw two-liters of Mountain Dew out on the ice and watch the CSs scramble for them!

Get your high-speed balloon launcher, get on the balcony of Percopo, get 147 pounds of fresh fruit…

Start with an M20 and begin multiplying by two.

Tell the prospectives it’s the safest and fastest way to Subway from Speed. They’ll believe you.