Wacky Prof Quotes

“I think I’m going through menopause or something.”

-- Prof. Mutchler, getting in touch with his feminine side



“Athletics is the lube of the business world.”

-- Prof. Inlow, being icky



“Let me throw up some examples. Well, don’t let me throw up.”

-- Prof. Wheeler, with creative presentation methods



“I’m smiling like this because I’m nervous...and I want to kill all of you...”

-- Prof. Butske, getting it out



“Because that’s how the space aliens built the pyramids.”

-- Prof. Stienstra, speaking outside of his field



“A country’s got to go. And that country is Mexico. They’re dead to me.”

-- Prof. Casey, giving Mexico notice



“How about overweight professors who are bald with beards?”

-- Prof. Bremmer, on how to spend your money



“That’s sort of the unstated statement that’s now being stated.”

-- Prof. Kaczmarczyk, clearing things up