Wacky Prof Quotes

“What should we talk about today? I vote for general plane motion, vector approach. You don’t get much say.”

-- Prof. Fisher, ruling with an iron fist



“And they’ll say, ‘Give me your pants!’”

-- Prof. Livesay, on business plans



“I think most of you, including the drunks, are here.”

-- Prof. Mutchler, being inclusive



“Size matters, guys.”

-- Prof. Carlson, addressing a prominent and growing issue



“Just remember: Baby Boomers screwed up everything. It’s all their fault.”

-- Prof. Casey, not trusting anyone over thirty



“SQL doesn’t support +=, but O+= does represent the starship Enterprise.”

-- Prof. Clifton, showing mastery of obscure emoticons



“Lesbian vampires are cool, but not worth losing your job over.”

-- Prof. Minster, though I might beg to differ



“Don’t come back and tell me, ‘It’s Carlson’s fault that the shuttle melted.’”

-- Prof. Carlson, passing the buck



“I was working while I watch it. I’m a badass.”

-- Prof. Casey, who really is a badass



“You don’t get any of my jokes. Or some computer is just beeping.”

-- Prof. Mutchler, being confused



“This graph goes from two to fifty gigabillion. It’s drawn to scale.”

-- Prof. Bremmer, communicator