Top ten things to do when you’re done with Assassins

Terminate everyone left on the list! All four of them!

Remove the barricades from your last mark’s room.

Get your desk, bed, and closet out of the bathroom.

Change your Facebook account back to the actual you.

Explain to your advisor why you absolutely had to jump out of that second story window to get away.

Pay your body double and send him on his way.

Fill in that tunnel you dug from your room to Olin.

Apologize to that one kid whose room you sat in front of for seven hours the night before a test.

Return the Pizza Hut uniform you borrowed to assassinate that one kid who never left his room.

Find a friend still in the game, go to his room, tell him you’re here to kill him and he has a test in 15 minutes, then watch the fun.