Top ten things to do now that you’re back

Disregard all New Year’s resolutions. CS’s, ha-ha! Kazakhstanimation! MEMS? Aaahh!!! That’s three.

Start it off with a bang doing three all-nighters in a row: one doing homework, one studying for a test, and the most essential one playing some random video game with the floor.

Since you spent most of breaking getting ahead on homework, it’s time to get behind on it. I give it two days.

Start a new IV of Mountain Dew.

Decide to either throw out the milk you left in your unplugged fridge all break long or save it in the name of Science.

“Guitar Hero II!” “World of Warcraft!” “Halo 2!” How nice it is to be a freshman.

Hope that it snows sometime soon so the roaming bands of snowball throwers can once again rule the streets with an iron fist.

Consider the magnifimazement of writing a Top Ten... in binary.

Test out your awesome new PC from Christmas by calculating the last digit of π, then asking Chuck Norris if it’s correct. (How have I not made a Chuck Norris joke until now?) (There’s a very good reason. Now go sit in the corner! -Ed.)

Say goodbye to your best friend Free Time and re-unite with that @#$%^ Homework.