Wacky Prof Quotes

“I love it... I love it... scurvy.”

-- Prof. Ingram, reminiscing



“If they can do it with vacuum cleaners, they can do it with cat food bowls.”

-- Prof. Kaczmarczyk, on cat-tormenting robots



“God sort of beats down the Scots a little bit... It’s the Scots, it happens a lot.”

-- Prof. House, on the curse of the Scottish



“This is a communist vote.”

-- Prof. Ditteon, on the politics of physics



“I’m going to ignore you until I’m damn good and ready!”

-- Prof. Mellor, on obstinance



“Sliderule‽ Yeah, its all mine!”

-- Prof. Mellor, celebrating obsolescence